Geo, your birthday has been extended.
Following an unfortunate administrative failure by someone who really should have known better, your 25th birthday has been granted an emergency extension.
The department apologises for the delay. Heads may roll. Probably not, though.
Findings of the investigation 🔎
Suspect: Andrew (identified and fully aware of his crimes).
Mitigating circumstances: They made an entire website about it. Which is either sweet or mildly concerning.
Verdict: Birthday extension approved.
As part of the process, we must establish whether you qualify as an Exceptional Human™.
A quick assessment of Geo
Question 1 of 3: You need to get somewhere new. What's the plan?
The Department of Nice Things 💌
Open any envelope. No forms to fill in, no awkward speeches, and absolutely no requirement to reply.
Exceptional Human Status
This is to certify that
Geo
has completed 25 years of being wonderfully herself, with outstanding achievement in kindness, beauty, occasional ditsiness and creative navigation.
STATUS: APPROVED ✓
Happy belated 25th birthday, Geo! 🎂
I might be a day late, but I hope you know you're thought of fondly. You've got a lovely heart, a good head on your shoulders (even if your sense of direction sometimes takes the scenic route 😂), and so much going for you.
I hope 25 brings you plenty of laughter, good surprises and reasons to feel proud of yourself. Keep being you.
Big hugs,
Andrew ❤️
You can screenshot the certificate to keep it.